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Privacy Statement
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Collection of personal information, the Royal Society of Urinalologists, the authors, publishers and publicists of 'A Guide to the Urinal' retain e-mail information that is submitted to us by our esteemed visitors. This data is not shared with third parties except to facilitate the provision of information which relates directly to urinalology or the book 'A Guide to the Urinal'.

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Identification of the holder of this data
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Type of information collected
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When we write to you and what we send
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Our website
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Legal Obligations
Unfortunately, no one is above the law, and under certain conditions we may be required to make information held in our systems available to government or legal authorities.

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